Here’s some useless things I learned while I was at Beyond Wonderland 2011

1. People at raves are the nicest people in the world. They’ll just give you shit for free. Am I right? 

2. Dubstep sounds progressively better the bigger the speakers are. 

3. Security there sucks. They won’t let you bring in lights or chapstick but I swear I saw a 10-year-old kid there.  -_-

4. You can fart at a rave and absolutely no one will care. In fact, they’ll probably be like “dang what’s that funky smell? I kind of like it!” 

5. standing in the first 20 rows = awesome, first 10 rows = beyond awesome, first 3 rows= prepare to be violated and groped.